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We shave our legs,
we sit down to pee,
And we can justify any shopping spree,
We don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
We can get a message,
without a hard on.
We can balance the checkbook,
We can pump our own gas.
We can talk to our friends,
about the size of our ass.
Our beauty's a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
Atleast we can admit,
to others when we are wrong.
We don't drive in circles,
at any cost,
And we dont have a problem,
admitting were lost.
We never forget,
an important date
You just gotta deal with it,
we are usually late.
We dont watch movies,
with lots of gore.
We dont need instant replay,
to remember the score.
We wont lose our hair,
we dont get jock itch.
And just because we are assertive,
dont call us a bitch.
Dont say to your friends,
o ya i can get them,
In your dreams, my dear
we can do better!
Flowers are okay,
but jewlery's best
Would you look at our faces,
Not at our chests!
We dont have a problem,
with expressing our feelings.
We know when you are lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Dont call us girls,
babes or chicks
We are §EX¥ ßϱ©h§
Get it, You pricks?!?!?!